i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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