This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Naked. naked and bneed help.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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