So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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