I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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