CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You pole danced in your parka.
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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