so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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