Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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