I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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