You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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