I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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