i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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