why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
