do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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