Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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