Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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