i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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