Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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