White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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