these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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