the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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