when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
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The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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