Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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