I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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