she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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