You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I just cut my nipple shaving
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
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Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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