people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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