where am i from again
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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