Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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