You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
honey bunches of taint.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
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