just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
they need to just BURY HIM!
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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