I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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