elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
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Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
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Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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