She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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