we're chasing vodka with high fives
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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