3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
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Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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