You don't have asthma, your pregnant
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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