When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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