Please, let me fuck your mom
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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