did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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My vagina just recognized that song.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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