when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Randomize
