So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
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so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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