i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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