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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
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While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
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found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
is it fun? or sober?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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