no, he came in my armpit
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
