we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
two words: eviction party
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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