well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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