So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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