So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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