I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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