Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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