I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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