never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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