Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Randomize
