I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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