Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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