so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
We have started to decorate penises.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize
