I showed him my bush... on skype.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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